It's the big finale! The Gang Brings a Powerpoint Presentation to King's Landing and Qyburn & a reanimated hand have better chemistry than Jon & Dany.
Lyanna and Lady Brat have a little hair of the direwolf on Monday afternoon following a particularly rowdy night.
Lyanna & Toast- thots beyond the wall- wanna tell you how, specifically, each of these men can get it. We’ve literally just given up.
Here’s the porn we talk about:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph597e503d90731
Consumer warning: Plot Armor does not protect against pregnancy or STDs. Jayne, Lady Brat, Lyanna, and Toast discuss "Eastwatch" and mostly suck at it.
5 stars / fuck these people.
This is a straight-up Loot Trainwreck.
Talking mostly about Bronn- with Jayne Snow, Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, Toast the Direllama, and special guest Ice. If you recognize his voice, you already listen to too many Game of Thrones podcasts and you should be ashamed.
Debating the age-old question, "Does she like a finger in the bum?" Also, did you know that literally anybody can have a podcast? Starring The Bear, Jayne Snow, Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, and Toast the Direllama.
LOOK WE ALREADY KNOW WE GOT EVERYTHING WRONG THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WATCH & PODCAST DRUNK. But we *can* tell you that Westeros finally got dial-up internet, and everyone is getting high on crushed dragonglass.
With The Bear, Lady Brat, Lyanna, and Toast.
The Season 7 Premiere was a very classy affair where we drank Veuve and said c*nt a lot. With Lyanna of the Bowery, Toast the Direllama, Lady Brat of the Blackwater, and Jayne Snow.
The Bear, Jayne, Lady Brat, and Lyanna all shout over each other, competing to see who has the worst analysis of Season Six. Also: portmanteaus, vore, O-faces, and no one mentions Hodor until the last 3 minutes because we all had repressed the memory.
Toast & Lyanna know you don't like Season 5 so we scanned the whole thing for the sex scenes like a couple of frat boys. We're disappointments.
80% Wikipedia, 20% burping. With Lyanna, Jayne, and Toast talking about Season 4, kinda. Lots of inaccuracies, DON'T @ ME
Jayne MANSPLAINS to Lyanna and Lady Brat how dicks work. JK they really had no idea. (This episode is about Season 3, sort of.)
In Pentos, we eat... drink... fahck. And on this podcast, we make fools of ourselves talking about Season 2 of Game of Thrones for our weekly lead-up to the new season. With Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, Jayne Snow, and Elaine the Bear.
Drinking GOT is back! We can't in good conscience call this a "recap"... or a "podcast"... but we're drunk and talking about Season One of GoT on our weekly lead-up to the new season, Pregame of Thrones. With Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, and Jayne Snow.